Parental guidance is suggested, because I use some VERY strong language for shock value in this post.
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
Last night, I gave a speech to my to my toastmasters group. I’m very proud of it!
I want to tell you the dirtiest of dirty words.
Its a dirty dirty dirty word.
When I tell you this word, you’re going to be embarrassed! You’re going to blush. It’s really bad.
You’re going to have flashbacks of personal experiences. Relationships.
This word is going to shake you up and disturb you.
It’s the dirtiest of all subjects. The one we can never EVER talk about.
The one that we even have trouble divulging, to our closest, most intimate friends and lovers.
It’s so dirty, that it’s found it’s way into the dark alleys of our minds, where even WE OURSELVES are afraid to say it.
You’ll never be ready for it, so I might as well just say it…